Come back from the dead, without a soul
Well, after you jump out of the airplane with no parachute, and land
on a bycicle with no seat, you wonder if you shoulda taken the big
plunge...
So you decide to come back, so you ask God if it's OK with him. And
after god smokes a few cigars and does some sort of tap dance for you,
he puts in his glass eye and says, "ahh sure, noone will
notice, my man. But,you have to go back without a soul,
compadre." you think about it for a while and decide it's OK for
you, you never really had much of a soul anyway. So GOD sends you back
to the point of 2 seconds after you die. You rip the bycicle out from
under you, and wonder where the nearest hospital is. Then you decide
you're too hungry to go to the hospital right now, you better go find
some HEALTHY people to eat...
