Cholestrol.. my friend
So the egg monster cracks and you climb out, completely bald and
naked. You look around and notice that there are a small group of pink
Mushrooms growing in circles around a tree...
each of them says EAT ME on them. What should you in this Alice and
Wonderland tale gone wrong?
The egg suddenly reaches for the point on his chest where the yolk is,
and falls dead on the floor, with your feet sticking out of his mouth.
The Dumpty monster just had a yolk attack cause you have too much
cholestrol in your hair, which is the only part of you that he managed
to digest...
