A Dumb Question
" First question, sonny." the old man cackles,
" Why did the chicken cross the road?"
You gasp! You knew you should have payed attention during home ec!
This is the riddle you never learned! Suddenly, the old geezer start
choking. " W- well?" he mutters.
" I-I- don't knoooow!" "You're as good as dead then,
sonny Jim Bob Joe." " Uhhh- that's not my name." "
Don't tell me my bussiness, Jim Bob!" he hacks, " I KNOWS
you wuz lyin' ta meeee!!" Then the old geezer drops dead. You
would be lucky, except you are cursed! You begin to
transform...
