Torched
" No!" you scream. You realize that the girl of your
dreams is some stupid jerk with a pink light saber.
All of the sudden, you see a look of terror on the dragon slayer's
face. Could it be the fact that you are 10 times his size? No! A
beautiful girl dragon enters.
Her delicate wings shine amazingly in the sun. Her eyes are a
beautiful green. Ahh! What a glorious sight! But, then she flies over
and eats the slayer!!!! He was your day-time snack!
" Hey!" you shout at her, " Who do you think you are,
stealing my snacks?"
" Oh, stop whining, you big baby! While you were hovering over
there, letting a good meal go running over the hills, I decided that
if you aren't going to eat it, I will!"
Holy cow! You really must be head over heels! She's starting to make
sense to you!!!
