give the dog a flea bath
The dog sez - We've got to go to my doghouse where you will give me a
flea bath! You look more closely at the dog and notice that he is
absolutely crawling with alien looking bugs. Most of the bugs have
their heads buried under the dogs skin, apparently drinking from his
body fluids. You try to pull off a bug but it attacks you and locks on
to your finger and immediately sticks his head under you skin. As you
hesitate, more bugs jump from the dog onto your forearm and attach
themselves very firmly to you. You jump back and try to run but the
dog grabs you by the ankle and drags you toward his doghouse where a
tub of steamy water smelling of methane awaits. You spot an axe near
the tub. You also see a 911 telephone nearby. You know what to
do!
