" Where- where am I?" you manage to mutter. The most
beutiful of all the girls steps out before you. Her eyes sparkle a
emerald green and her hair is a golden crisp.
" Why, silly boy, you are in the Magical World of Pepsi."
she smiles, " I'm Pepsirica. Queen of the harp- uh
Pepsians."
" What?" All of the sudden, you feel yourself being lifted
off of your feet by the girls. Looking down, you realize that you're
flying. The girls! They- they have wings!
They lay you down into a hammock. You are now on a beautiful island.
The soft palm breeze is sweet with the scent of Pepsi. Pepsi waves
crash on the nearby Pepsi crystal beach.
Just then, Pepsirica appears from a Pepsi can hut. She has a coconut
on a Pepsi can platter.
" Would you like a drink?" she asks. You sip on the coconut
juice expecting coconut milk to pour down your throat. Instead, a
sweet syrupy liquid drains into your mouth. You sputter and
cough.
Dazed, you open your eyes to discover beautiful girls all around
you. Did you die and go to Heaven? No. The girls are wearing- Pepsi
cans!