we were in the toilet when a giant snail with 27 heads came from
within the toilet bowl.
Dave stood there counting the heads and suddenly it spat on him , he
managed to yell out 27!! before he was covered in 27 wads of spit and
phlegm.
we made sure he had a breathing hole then ran for our lives.
we ran to the lavatory across the hall and saw 54 antena eyes staring
at us from the toilet bowl so we couldnt go there.
At this point , you are really bursting so you run outside and go
home.
Then you realise dave is still covered in the phlegm and spit stuff.
so we run back.