Why, you ask, are you starting with Turkey of all
places.?
Dunno.
Oh, all right then, you say, and hop back in the
hole.
You break out into the sunlight where you are greated
by giant cat people from Mars who say they're taking
over the world, starting with Turkey where they will
massacre half the population and take the other half as
slaves.Oh,no! You're not in China after all!