a cute boy
"I wasn't in the land of Agubi this morning," you argue,
although you really can't be upset with such a cute boy standing
there.
"Ah, yes, stranger, you do not know about the land of
Agubi," the boy said. "I am Bradli, and I am the guide.
But I only guide honest people. What do you think of me?"
"Well, uh..." you say. "I guess you're cute."
Bradli snaps his fingers. "You are honest. Most would say I was
normal, not wishing to be embarrassed. You have passed the
test." He takes your hand and suddenly you are whisked out of
the room into...
There stands the cutest boy you've ever seen! He sits there on a bed
in the middle of the room. He holds out his hand and smiles in a
strange way. Almost a supernatural way. "Welcome,
stranger," he says, "to the land of Agubi."
