You are unprepared for what is before you. A room with an extremely
low ceiling so that you have to stay on your knees to avoid bumping
your head.
Sitting on a chair is a very small man. He seems quite content, not at
all disturbed by your appearence.
"Hello there." he says cheerfully.
You struggle for something to say.
You fall, rolling and tumbling until at last you stop, spilling out
onto the ground. You shake your head and open your eyes.