The Easter Bunny
"Good!"cries the Easter Bunny! "The milk is all gone
for my cereal that I'm about to eat. This should do just fine!"
Then you see the Easter Bunny put the bowl of cereal under the ripped
off arm part of Santa and watch it fill up with milk and a little bits
of cookie here and there.
"Now look what you've done to me!" cried Santa. "First
you get mad at me for making more kids happier than you did, then you
break off my arm, and now you're using it for your own pleasure! I'll
remember that when it comes time for checking up on who has been
naughty and nice when Christmas comes around again!"
"Oh shut up!" shouts the Easter Bunny. "Besides, I have
my own gifts I make with out getting anything from you, and anyway,
your arm doesn't hurt. You can't even feel it. We aren't real but when
our holiday comes around and for the annual meeting which is right
now. Have your wife put you back together."
You have grown quite attached to their conversations now and you
decide that you will stay a little bit longer to listen to the rest of
what they have to say. Just then, you hear the Easter Bunny and Santa
going at it on the floor. They are punching and pulling each other's
hair and doing anything they can to make each other mad. Just then
Cupid stand up and hollers, "If you two don't stop it I'm going
to have to waste one of my arrows just to make you two love each other
just so that you don't fight, and believe me, The Easter Bunny and
Santa having an affair wouldn't be good. Especially if the kids found
out."
Once upstairs, you are surprised to see more than you ever expected to
see. There sits the Easter Bunny along with Cupid. Santa is still
sitting there with one arm on the floor with a bunch of cookies and
milk spilling out of it because everybody knows that Santa only eats
milk and cookies.
