Your eyes begin to mutate, turning a piercing yellow. Your skin
becomes a scalely red and rough. You grow at least 10 times your size.
Horns sprout from where your hair used to be. You sprout 12 rows of
needle sharp teeth. Your nails form ridged claws.
" I warned you! " you growl, " Prehaps now you'll never
throw soap at me again. Hell's demons and Franchmen have something in
common. WE... NEVER... BATHE!!!!
As author of this page, I can certainly tell you that Dave regrets not
paying attention to his French classes!
" Now you've done it." you murmur. It's easy to see you are
seething with anger. This makes Dave laugh harder.