Goose, A Goose, a female goose.
Lay a nest of golden eggggggggs!
they are hatched become so black,
throw them in that stupid saaaaaaaack!
They break loose become power-
ful, and never ever ever cower!!!
I try to set my instincts loose,
But it always brings another goose!
(sung to some_jazz_song)
I got the blueeeees, baby.
just hear the neeeeeews, baby.
go to this paaaaaage,baby
five-forty-niiiiiine,baby.
hoo hoo hoo hoo.
I got the bloo-oo-ooz,
Baaayy-beeeee!!!!!!
(sung to do re mi fa so la ti)