Ask for counseling
Oops. Not exactly what you meant.
You watched as Dave sat down on Barbara's psychiatrist couch, and then
saw Barbara suddenly swallow Dave whole. You decide that it would be a
good idea to get counseling yourself, after that traumatic sight. So,
you lay down on the long chair. Barbara asks, "What are you
doing?"
"I need to be counseled, like Dave."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
She pauses. "Okay. I'll counsel you just like I counseled
him." *Gulp!*
