War!
The cheesey puff monster was elected into power by the good people of
the republic.
He was now the emperor and owned three mistrisses.
He was a good Cheesey Puff Monster politic guy.
And if you're wondering what happened to Astima, my boetie, die
Cheesey Puff monster went to Jamacia with him and got him high. Astima
then died 2 years later after bumping into that hitman he never paid.
3 years later.....
