Stuff a Sock in it
It seems the only thing you can do is try your best to muffle the
sound. You look around you and can find nothing suitable. So you
bend over and remove your left shoe, then yank the sock from your foot
and shove it into your mouth. The song is muffled, and all the
accompanying music becomes muffled as well. You close your eyes in
reflief and sigh deeply through your nose. That is when it hits
you... the stench... it's your bare foot...
