Thank McGyver
Thanking the last McGyver rerun you saw, you quickly disasseble the
zipper mechanism on your corduroy pants and fashion it into a key.
The key, of course, fits perfectly into the hole and with a soft
"whoosh" sound, the heavy safe door swings open. Looking
inside you several items, including a granite gargoyle, a bottle of
Windex, a ziploc baggie full of human hair, and spike-studded choker,
attached to a heavy chain.
