Then suddenly......
Obi Wan: Whoa!!!!! What are those things????
Luke (who just appeared out of thin air): They seem to be a new
creature, pokemonish in type. We have to make immediate study of
them.
Obi Wan: Who are you?
Luke: I am Luke Skywalker! Who do you think I am?
Obi Wan: Whhhhaaaaaattttever. Go get the creatures to the lab,
slave.
Scientist #1: I must consult my StarWarsEDex for this one. They are
actually creatures that have never been seen before by the human eye;
although the StarWarsEDex might make some sense out of them.
Pokemonish creature #1 (who turned out to be Pikachu): PPPPPIIIIIIII
PPPPIIIkkkkkaaaaa CCCCHUU!!!(what are they saying about us, Mew?)
Mew: MEEEWWW mew meeeeeewwww mew mew!!!(they are thinking of studying
us. No need to worry about them, they are a surprisingly primitive
race.)
StarWarsEDex: Beeep BBBEEEEEppppp! The creatures are pokemon. They
come from the planet Plaet'n. Would you like me to make it possible
for them to speak to us?
Scientist #2: Yes, please StaWarsEDex.
Suddely two big hook-on microphones shot out of the StarWarsEDex.
Luke connected them to the Pokemon.
New And Improved English Speaking Pikachu: Testing....1234.....
testing.......
New And Improved English Speaking Mew: Hello? We are Pokemon. Since
we drifted out into space and have never seen any forms of life for a
long time, we would greatly enjoy your hospitality. Although we
would understand if you did not have enough.
Luke: No, we have more than enough. Please dig in, the kitshen is
right into that hallway.
......................After two hours of pigging out:
Mew: You know, Pikachu, I think we should attack these people for
their beloved "kitchen." Let's go attack.
Pikachu: Ok.
Then they massacred the space travelers.........
There is something.... or rather somethings.... walking on the ground.
They are 1-2 feet in size, although both of them are different
creatures.
