Bad News for Dave
Dave had been looking at the castle, not paying attention as Barbara
greedily devoured you as an egg. He now looked back, and not seeing
you, asked where you were. Barbara smiled and said, "Oh, he left.
You'll most likely see him soon, though... So what about that
castle?" Dave did not notice the slight grin of hers when she
told him that he would see you soon, and neither did he see her pat
her belly during that time. Oblivious, he said, "Oh, I could pick
the lock; it's a simple one. In fact..." He walked over and
started working on the lock. After a moment, his finger slipped, and
he pricked himself with the thin but sharp metal rod he had been
using. "Oh, fudge," he said angrily... and that was all that
Barbara needed. In a moment, only a somewhat large slice of fudge
remained where Dave had stood.
Barbara walked over to the square of fudge. Smiling evilly, she lifted
it and took a bite. Dave needed a few seconds to realize what was
happening, but by then, it was far too late. Barara ate him up bite by
bite, chewing slowly and methodically, then swallowing and biting off
some more. All too quickly, she had finished him off as well. In the
end, only a small bit remained. Barbara lifted Dave's last remaining
piece to her mouth, as though to kiss him, and swallowed all that
remained of him whole. Burping and rubbing her belly once more, she
entered the house. Walking down the familiar corridors, she entered
her bedroom, laid upon the bed, and fell asleep, letting her natural
digestion take care of what remained of you
both.
Before you could even completely realize what had happened, Barbara
had cracked your shell open and dropped you into the frying pan. You
were unfamiliar with being an egg, and so did not realize at first
what had happened; but you soon came to your senses. Unfortunately, as
an egg, you were unable to communicate with Barbara. As a result,
after a minute or so, she scooped you out of the pan and started to
eat you. In a few moments, she had consumed nearly all of you; two
seconds more, and she gulped down the last few bits of your remains.
You slid, helpless, down her throat and into her belly. She rubbed her
belly, burped, and licked her lips in satisfaction. She then looked
over toward Dave.
