When you awaken,You find yourself surounded by giant cows!!
"Moooooooooo" they say to each other as you look around.
Finally a person comes up to you and says, "Hello I'm Mr. Cow,
who are you?" "I don't know," you say, "the fall
must have given me amnesia." Mr. Cow interprets what you just
said to the other cows and gives you a shot full of kerosine.