buy her some pirate clothing
She comes home from the hospital, and you present her with a pirate
outfit. Your parents get mad because you are making fun of a sad
situation. They send you to your room. Without you knowing, your mom
takes out the pirate oufit and puts it on your sister. Your family
points at her and laughs. Your dad says in laughter, "She's got
the patch, the leg, and now the clothes! I'm getting the
camera!"
