Dave argues
You and Dave both stand there looking at the oven for a little while.
The oven again speaks: "I'm waiting... Much longer and I'm just
going to eat you anyway!" Dave starts to speak: "Eat us? How
are you going to do that? You're an OVEN. Ovens cook things, they
don't eat them. Get your act straight; you couldn't fool anybod-"
It was at this point that the oven moved forward and ate Dave. The
oven made a metallic chewing sound, followed by a mechanical burp. It
turned toward you in a menacing way. In desparation, you
say...
