"I think I'll just get myself a drink," you say to the
stranger who'd approached you for a dance.
"Suit yourself!" is the reply. You hope you weren't all
that rude!
You try to strike up a conversation with the bartender. However, all
he keeps saying to you is "Whatllitbe?" over and over, in
response to everything you ask him.
It's odd, because every time anyone else grabs his attention, he seems
to be able to carry on small talk with them.
You decide that dancing the line dance might be a bad idea. After
all, if you keep being part of the club, you may never be able to
leave, your clothes may keep changing uncontrollably, and you'll never
figure out who you are!