Barf
You see a puddle forming.
Barfpukebarfbarfretchhurlspew.
The puddle turns green and melts through the ground.
You realize what you've done. You've turned into UMKIII Reptile! You
move toward Kerri and stop 1 character width away. You barf green barf
onto her and she melts.
Barfbarfhurlbarfpukebarf.
