The Haunted Castle -- page 12615

make yourself fat

You mutter an incantation. Your clothes start to rip into shreads. You're getting heavier and heavier. A minute passes. An oil tanker must weigh less than you now. Suddenly, the ground crack underneath you. You shout "STOP!". Now that you're really fat, you decide to parade around the world naked, crushing anyone who laughs at you.