Start laughing hilariously
"What, you mean you're not a cow?"
"Last I knew I wasn't."
"But isn't everyone?"
"A cow? No. Look at Kerri-" you look at Kerri and realize
that she now truly is a cow. In the literal sense.
Then you look down and realize you're a cow too.
"Oh no!"
"Yeah *snicker* right! Like I'm going to say a secret chant
thing!! I don't want to become a cow god. I don't even want to
become a cow!!" You dissolve in laughter.
