"Yah, Yah, I'll tell u if ma name isnt gondahue hulstenor
lasmafanu. But it is! So I won't tell you that the chicken has been
spotted with 2222 girlfreinds and- oh, cripeys! I telled u! Now I must
kill you! DIE!!! THAT IS SACRED INFO!!!"
Before he can, you hop away to page 2222.
You ask gondahue hulstenor lasmafanu a question.
"Where's the stinkin' chicken? TELL ME!!! NOW!!!"