The Haunted Castle -- page 13285

Everyone panics (almost everyone!)

Now, I hope whoever is reading this knows this: It is very difficult to hold your head whenever everyone else in the room is screaming their head off. But you (fortunately) know this and keep yours on.

It is very dark in the room so it is very difficult to see whatever produced that voice, so you stretch your arms out in front of you like a zombie, and start walking forward.

You see what made the voice: a ghost. You know it's fake because you don't believe in ghosts, ghouls, or any of that other creepy stuff.

You say to the ghost "You know what? You aren't real! You're just trying to scare the life out of me and my friends, and you almost succeded! But not quite!"

You grab the ghost and you find out that it is.............