"MIRROR, MIRROR, IN THE CASTLE
I TELL YOU NOW: HELP HER OUT OF THIS HASSLE!
I HAVE MY REFLECTION AND THIS IS THE CASE:
I AM HOLDING A PLATINUM VASE
TO HOLD MY SHADOW THIS IS WHAT I DO
I HOLD OUT MY HAND AND LET THE SUNSHINE SHINE THROUGH!
NOW LISTEN HERE, YOU MALICIOUS MIRROR:
YOU KNOW THAT MY GOAL IS NOW GETTING NEARER!
NOW YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE END
SO STOP YOUR VICIOUSNESS AND SURRENDER MY FRIEND!"
Barbara is yelping her head off. You ignore her and say: