"Hi," you say to the two. The taller one looks at you,
" What happened? A few seconds ago I was camping with my
neighbor!" Barb giggles, "And now you're here with us!"
The two give eachother a nervous look. You pipe in,"Don't mind
her, she's an idiot. She's Barb and I'm (insert your name)."
They give a sigh of relief. The shorter one says, "Hey, I'm
Jeff, and this is Dallas. I don't know how we got here, but it looks
like we're going to have to find a way out together."