Suddenly, you realize that this whole mess is one big PARADOX (kids,
if you don't know what that is, ask your parents)! Everything starts
to tremble and then it all EXPLODES!!!!
...KAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
The alternate you that you just ate who was a bowl of blue Jell-O is
nomore!... Thus, you who is reading begins to get borde with this
rediculous contradictory mess and decides to go back to THE STACKS for
another, not so insane story...
...CHOMP! You have been eaten by... well, you-- that is YOU who are
reading this. You ate your alternate self that you were just reading
about a moment ago.