Talking Shoe Laces
Their shoe laces began talking and wrapping themselves around Derick
anhd Derick squeels like a girl. He then says I'll love you laces to
bits and even though your wrapping around me, I will always love you
like theres no tommorow. Then the shoe laces say "I am not ready
ofor a physical relationship with such a great guy". " don't
think I can commit my self to such blasphemy and the deplorable
conditions will not damper my spirits." say the shoe laces. Then
Derick comments that he was made for loving the shoe laces baby, the
shie laces were made for loving me baby. After that outragous sign of
love an Indian comes out of the cupboard and throws a hamburger and
fries at him. Derick says you skeeving scroundral I will never forgive
you you stupid buckled 3 eyed Indian. Then Min pops out and says
"ok fellas your free to leave this hell hole".
