The good news is that you have become a human. The bad news is that you're a rapper. You are shirtless, with a sweat shirt tied around your waist. You wear several jewls apon your neck.
Before you can scream at your new self, you begin to rap. "Check it out, hey. Gotta save my best friend, yo. This body will have to do. Maybe I can rap my way out of this room."
Scary, yes?