Fart with Fear
"BRRRRPPMMMMPPPP" You let one rip. You are so scared you
can't hold in your uhhhh... emotions. Dave looks at you with disgust.
"Think we should go in?" He asks trying to breathe.
"I don't know." You reply.
"Did you have any spaghetti today?" He ponders.
"Yes, right before we hung out, how ever did you know?" You
say.
"I can smell." He smiles.
"Sooo.... you wanna ditch this broad and go play hoops?"
You ask.
