shave her head while she sleeps
If you cant have her, NO ONE CAN!
So... you do it, and half way through she wakes up.
You didn;t even have a chance to cop a feel.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!" She screams, grabbing the clumps of
falling hair.
"Whooops!" You say running into your house and into your
bed. Yeah, thats right, let her sleep out in the yard! By herself.
You decide to put bologne outside so bears will come feast on
her.
Wait for her to sleep that night and shave her bald.
