Path of Pain and Suffering
As you come to you breathe a sigh of relief. Fortunately the spikes at
the bottom of the fall missed all the important areas, your legs, arms
and torso, and instead impaled you several times through the groinal
area. Thank god. After several excruciating hours in which you attempt
to level yourself of the spikes, dragging your mangles groin-carcass
behind, you get up. Then you see something
terrible.
