Out of nowhere, the donuts started shooting custard at the people. So
then they called the Star Trek people. Then Dark Helmet spilled
coffee on the donuts. But before the Star Trek people arrived, the
little, fuzzy teddy bears and Chewbacca started eating the
donuts.
The donut had a lot of baby donuts that were evil. Suddenly, they
remembered that chocolate was Chewbacca's favorite donut.