Just as you are picking out the bits of flaked wood from your mangled
genitals you start twitching. The twitching is a new thing to you, but
you quickly guess that it must be linked in to your now-unresponsive
motor neurone connections. However, working out the cause does not
mean you can stop the problem. Unfortunately for you you still have
the stake in your hand, and your twitching body forces you to plunge
it deep into your thigh. Where it splinters into a million shards.
Ouch.