take back the money and become corrupt
Realizing that your charity to your inferior surroundings isn't
benefitting you, you decide to invoke your godly powers and reverse
your benevolent actions. You then enslave the universe and rule
corruptly (although happily) alst while you enjoy Carl's Jr. Famous
Stars and R rated movies. Congradulations, you have successfully
completed this book to the original author's
satisfaction.
