You go to Barney land. You like it because you get to eat cherios and
popcickles and you get sick and you eat some grapes and turn into a
duck. You fly away in a hot air baloow and you fall out and you start
to fly. A hunter shoots you down and you fly down into his mouth and
you take over his body and you make him eat some grapes and he turn
into a duck so your a duck again, so you go to K-Mart and you buy a
frisbee and go play with the other ducks and the frisbee goes off the
edge of a mountain and you jump off to go get it and forgot how to
fly. You fall down and die. Thats okay because you dont really die.
You just cant move because you broke your spine so you get a wheel
chair, and you make it out of tree bark and you use tomatos for wheels
but they get crushed and you fall down the mountan again and you brake
your head so now your retarted and cripled but its okay brecause you
got a new bike, even though you cant ride
it.