wish number 1
the genie has offered to give you one wish which you accept. but what
will you wish for. you think for a long time. now and then you will
scratch your behind but that is all you do for that 15 hour period of
time where you thought. and hell your not good at. finally you think
to yourself i kno wat i'll wish for. you turn to the genie who has now
fallen asleep. because hey who wants to see you scratch your arse for
15 bloddy hours. you wake him up by throwing a sheep at his head. you
miss the first time and threw the sheep of a cliff. but the second try
was a great shot. the genie woke up. he throws the sheep back at you
but misses and the sheep goes over the cliff. hey you yell. that was
not called for. the genie looks at you angrily. "i have made my
decision" you say indignantly. the genie prompts you to say it.
oh yeah. "i wish...." you start "to for a drink of
water. all this thinking has worn me out" the genie looks
flabergasted and grants your 'only' wish. how
sad
