for 3 days now you have just sat under your bed rocking back and forth
scared of the lollipop. the food has bin pilling up in front of your
door and since you havent left you position you have not gone to the
toilet. you are busting to go. so you decide to take action. you
upturn the bed so as to make a shelter from the green lollipop. you
slowly make your way to the door when suddenly the lolipop stares at
you again. you suddenly freeze. overpowered by its scariness. you take
control of your mind and pick up the trays of mouldy food rotting
there. you hurl them into the air towards the green lollipop. as if
were in slow motion it twirled splaying over everything including the
green lollipop. it just laid there silent. no glares. YOU WON.
triumphantly you prance around the room for a moment until you stop
because the jiggling is upsetingyour bladder. you make your way to the
bathroom and relieve yourself. for a very long time. so long there
became a line outside.