*** The FROGGY and the STRIP TEASE***
OUT COMES A BIG HUGE FLESH EATING FROGGY! HE'S STARVING AND HE WANTS
TO EAT US ALL!
barbara falls in love with the froggy because he has braces just like
hers. The ones with the big metal things going around the whole head.
She runs over to him and gives him a big sloppy kiss. We are so
disgusted so we sit down and talk about how schools going be on
monday.
ALL OF A SUDDEN THE FROGGY SCREAMS! HIS BRACES ARE CAUGHT ON BARBARAS!
THEY'RE JUMPING UP AND DOWN HISTERICALLY WAVING THEIR ARMS AND LEGS IN
THE AIR LIKE STARFISH! THEN OUT OF THE BLUE! AN OLD LADY RUNS OUT WITH
HER BIKINIS ON AND ASKS US WHATS THE PROBLEM. we tell her everything
and she looks so angry. We were about to run when she started doing a
strip tease for the froggy. He gets all excited and starts jumping to
the music that the nextdoor neighbors turned on because they're
watching. Mr. Froggy is dancing like micheal jackson and barbara is
flying everywhere cuz shes hanging off his mouth. Dave starts crying
because he always loved barbara and his heart is broken. He falls over
in tears and calls for his mummy. "mummy!!!" he says
"come save me from the flesh eating froggy who is kissing barbara
and dancing to the strip tease.
Daves mum walks past and says hello to everyone then she says
"why david what is the matter?" Then she starts crying
because the old lady took off her bikini top and she didn't really
want to see her....;. chest.The old lady took Dave back to her
apartment. He was screaming and crying for his mummy!! But his mummy
was yelling out " GO DAVE, GO FOR GOLD"!!!!! tHEN THE
POSTMAN CAME ALONG TO DELIVER THE MAIL. Then he realizes THE OLD LADY
IS HIS MUMMY!!!!!! He starts crying for his daddy. ALong comes freddy
kruger off the nightmare on elm street movies and says "daddy
can't save you now!"
