You find your father
You tap him on the shoulder. He looks up. What do you say to
him?
You find your father working at an office. To be more accurate, he's
pretending to work, only doing actual work when the boss comes around.
He's a goof-off, but he doesn't want to get fired. You're surprised
to see him fooling around, flirting with every female in sight. You
always thought he was an honest, upright SQUARE.
