"Oh, ho! Your face!!!" she giggles as she removes the rubber and such. "You really think that place is haunted, don't you? Don't be silly... it's just a myth! Come on... let's go explore the castle!!!"
You and Dave exchange looks. Deep, meaningful looks. Looks so deep you could drown in them if they lasted long enough - which they never do, because
"COME ON!!!" Barb yells happily, and grabs you by the hand to drag you in to the front yard. Dave runs in and grabs your other hand and plays Tug-a-War - guess what, your the rope.
'Why couldn't the hot-looking people fight over me like this?' you think to yourself...
CRRRREEEEEEEEKahah! (click) The main gates to the castle have creaked and locked shut.
A nighmare come true.
And you cannot get out.
Worse, you hear and shuffling and scruffling behind you...