Neanderthal
You're jerked forward so suddenly that you have cover your mouth to
stop yourself being sick. You are standing in a humid, leafy forest
and there is a cave not far off with silhouetted figures wandering
about in it. Just when you start to think that this time-traveling
thing isn't all it's made out to be and that maybe it is as boring as
history teachers make it seem, a spear flies past your head taking the
skin off of your ear. The neanderthals that you just saw have sneaked
up behind you. Talk about quiet. The dominant male has another spear
and is taking aim. You decide to do the thing that will probably help
you out quite a bit on this time-traveling expedition.
RUN!!!!!
You try to wish yourself back to the present and run at the same time.
Suddenly, a tree root looms up in front of you. CRASH, BANG, SPLAT!!!
You fall flat on your face and knock the stuffing out of yourself. You
look up and see the neanderthal male standing over you with a horrible
leer on his face that shows every one of his black, yellow
teeth. Suddenly a deafening roar sounds in your ears. When the smoke
drifts away you see that
you are...
