"My God!, what is this tretchery!!!" you scream as you rip
and tear the red protrusions from your skin. It's too late. For
everyone knows... that if you scratch, you yourself turn into and evil
mutated chicken! The transformation takes place, and you are caught.
KFC is holding you in their chicken coop! Ready for killing! Then
again, you did manage to bang a few of those other hot chicks in this
pen... maybe it aint half bad...