He didn't think your question was very funny and he points a laser
pointer at you and shines a red dot on your forehead.
POOF
You're suddenly transported to a silver cylindrical chamber. There is
a door in front of you and one behind you. Do you step forward or turn
around?
As this wisenheimer tries to explain the subtle nuances of this place,
you interrupt and ask, "How do you pronounce that name again?
jacas1000?"