Of course you want to help!
Only, you don't know why the armies are fighting or what side you
should be on. You need a diversion -- but what?
You run quickly away from the armies and up into one of the
towers, ascending a long, narrow staircase to almost the top of the
tower. You call out, but there's no one in the tower except you. You
hope desperately that it's safe.
You whip out your cell phone and set it to ring at its loudest
volume. Then, you race down the steps and out of the tower. You
would not want to be there when those armies arrive! The cell phone's
howling ring is nearly deafening.
