A Creepy Figure Steals Your Money
A creepy figure steals your money but instead of floating away it
starts to run away. You start singing Barney songs and the figure
stops running and comes walking back. You pick your gat and you shoot
the figure 20 times. When you turn the lights on and you realize it's
Barney the Purple Dinosaur. You call PBS Kids and tell them Barney
was murdered by a mad man. From then on the show "Barney and
Friends" never showed up on television again.
